Editorial Archives
Seize the Web! by Michael Gallant,
April 1999, A Quantum Musings exclusive!
Somehow, some perverse compulsion to create drives us on. We push
ourselves through this gauntlet of abuse and rejection out of some passionate
need to express what only we can. A friend of mine described us as "heavy
drinkers with a writing problem."
A Call to Arms by Timothy
O. Goyette, May 1999
As much as we would like to acknowledge that we are the font of
all wisdom, we can't properly accept that credit. The responsibilities
are too great and the pay is pathetic. So, we'd like your input. What
is it that you find troublesome in your reading? What ticks you off
when you see it in print? What have you picked up in a writing course
or workshop that has helped you? Even let us know what you think is
wonderful. We'll continue to provide tips and comments to our readers
and writers.
By the Warm Glow of Our Monitors
by Raymond M. Coulombe, June1999, A Quantum
Musings exclusive!
Writing allowed the story to move beyond the campfire. Writing allowed
the story to be carried through space and time. Today, we can read Plato,
and his story is still with us. Writing, when used to tell stories,
proved to be a pretty good idea, but something was lost. The community
that gathered around the campfire allowed the story teller to know what
worked and what didn't. By watching the reactions of the audience, the
story teller could improve his stories. Everyone was part of the process.
A Hanging Offense
by Rebecca Gallant, July 1999
See, the problem with us creative types is, well, we're creative!
We're floating around in our little imaginary lands that our paint brushes
or pens like to put onto paper for us. Does Bill Gates float around
in imaginary lands? I doubt it. Does he hire someone to float for him?
You bet.
Freedom's Just Another Word For Nothing Left
To Spend by Michael Gallant, August 1999, A Quantum
Musings exclusive!
Alcohol humor, I mused, knocking back my drink with a practiced
flick of the wrist and sweeping my finger around the inside of the empty
glass before popping it into my mouth, whatever could he mean?
I pondered, pensively sucking. (It would break my sainted mother's heart
to waste good single malt.)
Pulitzer
by Timothy O. Goyette, September 1999, A Quantum
Musings exclusive!
What was learned from this encounter was that literature is about
evoking emotions and setting a mood against the backdrop of a plot willed
with characters. Science fiction is about entertainment and new ideas,
against a backdrop of fantastic settings and bizarre characters. Literature
is about focusing in on the details. Science fiction is about expanding
the limits of imagination.
Historically, creativity and madness have gone hand in hand. We
at Quantum Muse are comfortable with that. Sanity, in an insane
world, is highly over rated anyway. We are crazy enough to publish authors
who are crazy enough to write.
I'd Rather Go Naked Than
Wear Furre by Rebecca Gallant, November 1999
Someone has taken Disney and sold it to Hugh Heffner. Nowhere else
in the genre of fantasy will you find more vile or explicit pieces of
pornography, bestiality and other sorts of nasties. Trust me, Heavy
Metal won't hold a candle to it. Now before you go rushing off to
verify this for yourselves and claiming it as "research",
or start pointing fingers at me as a fascist, hear me out.
Don't Make Me Come Back There
by Michael Gallant, December 1999
So you see, this is not merely an annoyance. Freedom of speech is
endangered. And if it falls, we will have killed it by our whining and
indifference.
So, to paraphrase my dear old dad when he would lovingly remark
during long trips to the relatives (yet another holiday tradition) "Settle
down or I'll pull this ezine over to the side of the information superhighway
right now and whale the tar outta ya!"
Pulitzer II by Timothy O. Goyette,
January 2000
The first criticism lodged against the genres is that it's just
crap. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I'll just pass on this
one.
In Praise of Life on the Edge
by Raymond M. Coulombe, February 2000
It was bad enough when the publishing industry consolidated. Fewer
publishers and writers have more control of the publishing bucks. The
great middle way of global corporate culture has no room for edgy experimental
writing. Instead, new writers eke out a niche on the cultural fringe.
They develop their craft in a different environment. They have a chance
to evolve. That is why Quantum Muse is able to publish such good writers.
The Great Equalizer by Rebecca
Gallant, March 2000
She was the embodiment of everything that's wrong with the current
publishing industry. She was stuck up, set in her ways and totally convinced
that publishing your work on the Web isn't "real". In other
words, it doesn't count. In her world, anyone who's anyone is published
only in paperback. Internet 'zines are a "lesser" form of
publication. Oh yeah and don't even try to mention the on-demand publishing
industry, such as Xlibris or iUniverse. That sneer she
gave when we mentioned it nearly stuck there on her face permanently.
(Mike was ready to take scalps.)
The Next Step by Michael Gallant,
April 2000
It is a warm, satisfying feeling to have come full circle on the
calendar. We started with high hopes, felt our spirits soar with the
joy of creation and bringing wit and wisdom to the masses. We forged
on as the strain of maintaining the pace took its toll. We endured slow
months, not knowing whence our next submission was coming, and felt
the sting of nature's wrath, and the scathing feedback of petty minded
critics. We sweated through the long, dark midnight of writer's block,
and the frantic effort of getting the site presentable for the cold
light of dawn. Finally, we saw our efforts rewarded, and now we roll
up our sleeves to do it all again this year.
It's a lot like recovering from a savage hangover just as the bar re-opens.
Talking Web Head by Raymond Coulombe,
May 2000
If Leonardo Decaprio can interview the President of the United States,
then there are no journalistic standards at all. You may think it harsh
of me, but remember, I'm part of the club. I too have a degree in Journalism.
I've seen how the news is made from the inside. That's why I write fiction;
it's the only way to tell the truth. But I digress.
Strictly Commercial by Raymond
M. Coulombe
For quite a few years now, movies have sold advertising for products
featured prominently. The first movie that brought that to my consciousness
was ET. M & M would not pay to be featured, so the extraterrestrial
was lured out of hiding with Reeses pieces. It did wonders for sales
of Reeses pieces.
A few nights back, they ran Godzilla on one of those movie cable
channels. The product endorsements were blatant, in-your-face examples
of rabid advertisement. It seemed as if the monster attacked a container
ship to get to all the Bumblebee tuna. The advertisement took over the
entertainment. Of course, the entertainment value of Godzilla was so
marginal that no amount of commercial content could hurt it any more
than the script writing all ready had.
Sci-Fi on TV by Timothy
O. Goyette, July 2000
The sci-fi channel was added to basic cable and that's where we
spend most of our time. Well, that and the cartoon channel. There are
a variety of options there. The best is Farscape on Friday nights. It's
produced by Jim Hensons company and there are a few Muppets, but you'd
never tell. Think of it as Star Trek where no one gets along with each
other. Good stories, excellent characters and enough conflict to keep
your head spinning.
Fear and Loathing in Burlington: A Review
of Readercon 12 by Patrick LeClerc, August 2000
Bolstered with optimism and strong drink, the Quantum Muse crew
made the epic journey to Burlington, deep in the People's Republic of
Massachusetts earlier this month for the much touted Readercon 12, three
days of phony cordiality, partisanship, self congratulation and backstabbing
that would make the Republican National Convention look like Woodstock.
Invasion of the English Majors
by Raymond Coulombe, September 2000
We've certainly moved away from the old nuts and bolts days. The
"New Wave" of S/F, driven by the societal changes of the 60's
and 70's changed everything. Now S/F is more likely to deal with
the soft sciences rather than the hard sciences. Maybe that's just because
English majors are more likely to take the occasional Psychology or
Sociology course than the occasional Science course.
Yahoo! Nothing to Cheer About
by Rebecca Gallant, October 2000
They started out by using paid banner advertising, which is mildly
annoying, but we can all overlook it. Then they started charging $199.00
per site (non-refundable) if you wanted to submit your site to their
search engine and actually be considered within a few days. Not accepted
mind you, just considered. However, you can still opt to submit your
site for free, wait for weeks, more likely months, and maybe, just maybe,
you'll be accepted. Ok, so now it's getting really annoying, but it's
still not in violation of anyone's creative rights.
The Gruesome Death Throes of the
Screenplay Writer by Michael Gallant, November 2000
If you are anything like me, you greet each upcoming fantasy or
Science fiction film with a mixture of eagerness and dread. It's not
your imagination, they are getting worse. It seem as if the more incredible,
eye catching special effects they can find, the less they feel they
need the little, inconsequential trimmings, such as a plot, character
development or motivation, or dialogue that wouldn't embarrass an apprentice
copy boy at Marvel Comics.
Deep in the Bowels by
Raymond M. Coulombe, December 2000
This editorial comes to you from somewhere deep in the bowels of
a public school system who's name shall remain a secret to protect the
innocent, the guilty and the just plain suspicious. Never, in any imagined
future, would I have pictured myself in front of a classroom. Few were
as happy as myself to get out of the public schools. But here I am,
nominally in charge of a shop class. I say nominally, because the shop
has been condemned by the state inspectors. Hope it wasn't anything
I did. Instead of learning how not to cut off fingers with power tools,
these kids have an hour and a half study hall. My job has been reduced
from that of teacher to that of jailer. I don't teach, I prevent homicides.
Sure, the administration could take advantage of my English background
and let me teach English, but no, they are taking advantage of my massive
size and fearsome looks to keep a shop class in order.
Kidnapped by Literary Cyber-Terrorists
by Jason Scherer, January 2001
Transcript of a video sent to the four major news networks,
26 Dec 2000:
My name is Jason Scherer. I'm being well taken care of and my captors
have not
mistreated me in any way. I am being fed well, allowed to shower at
least once a
week, and have not been harmed in any physical way yet. I only say "yet"
because I worry about the mental stability of my captors. OUCH! OK,
I take that
back. OUCH! OK OK - I have not been harmed in any physical way and will
not
be in the future. I hope. OUCH!
The Muse Expects every Reader to
do His or Her Duty by Michael Gallant, February 2001
I stand before you today not to command, nor to exhort, nor to implore,
but to inform. The future of literature depends upon each and every
one of you. We may edit and choose stories, wade through submissions
and rage against the mediocracy of the conventional publishing houses,
but at the end of the day it will be your finger on the mouse and your
money in your wallet that will determine the outcome.
I'll Take More Copyright Infringement,
Please by The Web Goddess, March 2001
This is how the Internet works, folks, in case you're one of the
uneducated. Everything is based upon a global community of sharing ideas
and expressing ourselves. The Internet is here to allow us to introduce
ourselves, our companies, our products, our families and our cock-a-mamie
ideas to the whole world. All of this is free. If it's not free, your
website will perish, eventually.
So how does anything get sold on the Net? You hear of the dot-commers
making millions out there. How do they do that when everything is supposed
to be free?
Year
Two of the Revolution by Raymond M. Colombe, April 2001
Internet companies are dropping faster than a discount plastic
surgery job. Investors are running for the hills, or at least demanding
companies produce something called "profits." The bubble has
burst - over a trillion dollars disappeared almost overnight. The global
economy appears to be on the cusp of a major slowdown. That's why, on
the second anniversary issue of Quantum Muse, I must announce:
the party continues!
Looks Like I'm on the Unemployment
Line by Jason Scherer, May 2001
I'd like to point out three items, if I may: 1. What the hell is
"excessive use of the original work?" Sounds kind of arbitrary
to me. 2. Both Harper Lee and Toni Morrison went to bat for the book.
Morrison even gave testimony in court. Morrison is a bloody Nobel Prize
winner - not exactly a crackpot, one could say. 3. The book Gone
With The Wind isn't that great. Oh sure, we all love the movie -
hell, even I do. But the book . . . well, it's kinda boring.
Whatever Happened to Size Doesn't
Matter? by Michael Gallant, June 2001
I will freely admit that many of the great sagas are worth reading.
Hell, some of them are brilliant. Lord of the Rings, The Chronicles
of Amber, The Black Company, Steven Brust's Vlad Taltos series,
all of these I eagerly devoured and to this day reread every so often.
But it seems that the same profit lusting impulse that leads to Scream
3 in the theaters drives the fantasy book trade. It's a sad commentary
when you ask a friend about a series and he replies "The first
six or seven books are good. After that it gets redundant."
A Clear Headed Look at the State
of Things by Raymond M. Coulombe, July 2001
Sanity just gives you the same old crap. It's worse than that. Sanity
is the mark of stability. Stability is the mark of stasis. Stasis is
death. Those of our readers who've had the misfortune to live in a "planned"
society know what I'm talking about. People want to have a little fun
once in a while, and not just the sort of fun our mothers approve of.
Are There Any Interesting Films Besides
Amateur Videos on Ebay? by Jason Scherer, August 2001
Let's face it - those of us who actually appreciate sci-fi and fantasy
have wildly high expectations for our films - and this one will be the
highest set of all. The Lord of The Rings isn't going to be great,
no matter what they do. By that I mean it may be a great series, one
of the best ever done - but it's never going to live up to our expectations.
Never. Episode 1 had the same problem - how the hell do you whet
the appetite of a group of fans who'd been waiting 16 years for a new
Star Wars film? We can multiply that expectation by about a thousand
here. The Lord of The Rings is the cornerstone of all modern
fantasy. Almost everyone who's written fantasy since Tolkien has done
so because they want Frodo to come back from the Grey Havens for one
last adventure - they want to go to Harad, or into the wilds of the
East beyond the Sea of Rhun, to see things only glimpsed at before.
'Brave New World' My Ass
by Rebecca Gallant (a.k.a The Web Goddess, September 2001
So why, for the love of Spock, are we complete weenies or rabid
psychos about a stem or embryonic cell?
Our Duty by Michael Gallant,
October 2001
Our little ezine feels the loss keenly, having both a Firefighter
and an EMS worker on staff. We lost many brothers and sisters that day.
The actions of the Police, Firefighters, EMTs and Paramedics were beyond
question. The job requires that they go into danger to render aid to
those in need. They understood and accepted those risks. Those of us
who remain still do.
In Defense of the Homeland
by Raymond M. Coulombe, November 2001
The same bunch of politicians and bureaucrats who got us into this
mess want a whole new bunch of laws, even though they don't know how
to use the ones we already have. They'll get them too, but that's because
people are all too ready to trade liberty for security. Old Ben Franklin
warned that those who would trade liberty for security would have neither.
I love Ben. It's comforting to know at least one of our founding fathers
knew how to enjoy a beer and a bouncy girl. I think he had something
to do with that pursuit of happiness part of our constitution. I'm not
happy that today's politicians are quick to remove those liberties.
It seems so, so . . . un-American.
Letters from a Drunken Literary Hostage
by Jason Scherer, December 2001
Don't worry, I'm not turning into a complete mindless coporate slave
on you down here. Yeah, I'm stubborn, and you think that's how I'd react
to their programming. But I'm just as cynical as always. I just never
realized how big a part of my life professional wrestling was until
I didn't have it anymore.
The Year in Review by The
Web Goddess, January 2002
The year in science has been tremendous. It could actually be miraculous
if religion were to be wiped from the face of the Earth. Stem cell research,
cloning and other previously Azimovian concepts have turned into reality.
Cures for aids, cancer and maybe even John Ashcroft are soon to be discovered.
Who Dares, Wins or Less Bon Jovi,
More Springsteen by Michael Gallant, February 2002
Now, I'm all liquored up and I nailed the door shut, so nobody can
stop me, so I'm gonna tell you the truth.
Don't read the guidelines, don't query the editors, don't buy Writers'
Digest, or How to Write for Publication or take advanced
classes. These will make you weak. They will make you just another sheep
in the vast herd of unpublished never were's.
Pulpy Electrons by Raymond
M Coulombe, March 2002
Big publishing houses have to answer to share holders. They must
make money and hate risk. There are some great writers out there who
aren't getting published because of corporate aversion to risk. Damn
those bean counting monkeys!
I'm embarrassed by the high quality of submissions we get at QM.
These people should be making real money at their craft. When Mike,
Tim, and myself started this zine, we thought we might have to write
stories under dozens of pen names, just to fill the issues. That never
happened. Good thing, us being lazy and all.
We Didn't Kill Them by Raymond
M Coulombe, May 2002
The old S/F magazines are dying. There is no nice way to say it.
Analog, Azimov's, Fantasy & Science Fiction, and Locus are just
shadows of what they once were. It's not my fault. Sure, I helped found
Quantum Muse. Yes, we are growing and the old paper mags are shrinking.
But Quantum Muse and the other on-line zines didn't kill the old boys.
They were dying well before we even arrived on the scene.
Art is Hell by Ursula
Vernon, June 2002
All great artists are going to hell, along with most of the good
ones, and those who arent real skilled, but whos hearts
are at least in it. The reason for this is simplebecause each
and every one of us, over any named or unnamed God, worships Art. Does
anyone, anywhere, think that Michelangelo sculpted David
in order to bring further glory to the killer of Goliath? Or did he
sculpt it because he could, because it was beautiful, for the glory
of artistry, because his muse drove him to with the same invisible whip
that the rest of us are driven?
Show of hands? Mmm-hmm. Thats what I thought.
Chaos is Order: The Benefit of
Refusing to Develop a Business Plan by Michael Gallant, July
2002
We at QM are proud to announce that, after three years of sketchy
adherence to deadlines, decisions made in haste, drunken debates in
the wee hours, editorials which directly attack our chosen genre and
industry, and stories that nobody else would touch with a ten foot rejection
letter but were fucking brilliant, we now stand hailed as one of Writers'
Digest's top thirty sites for new writers. We are ranked as one of Yahoo's
top ten most popular science fiction web sites
Priorities by Raymond M.
Coulombe, August 2002
As I write this, trillions of dollars are in the process of disappearing
from the stock market. Trillions. Think about it. Carl Sagan, when talking
about the immensity of the universe, could only work up to billions
and billions. Day in and day out I deal with the products of imagination:
science fiction and fantasy, but nothing compares to economics.
Expanding Readership by Raymond
M. Coulombe, September 2002
We already cover most of the world. I'm told Mike and I are celebrities
in Russia, but that's just reflected glory from our Glen Cook interview.
Glen is a god in Russia. I digress. The point is, we get around this
big old blue marble of ours.
Bitch Slappin' the Muse by
The Web Goddess, October 2002
So, is it any wonder the Muse is pissed? She probably thinks that
if she gives me something brilliant, it will be sold to the highest
bidder, changed and manipulated to appeal to the MTV generation and
wrapped in a glitzy package of fake tits and cellophane skin.
Editor on the Run by
Raymond M. Coulombe, November 2002
For most of its history, the human race lived a nomadic existence.
That's got to be imprinted on our genes. How many of you living in cubicle
land have thoughts about that? Doesn't it feel wrong to be chained to
a desk all day long? Who among you doesn't at least occasionally dream
of escape? Quite a few people today do live nomadic existences. They
range from the highly paid consultant who jets about the world, to the
20 something, hitching rides and dumpster diving. (An honorable sport
and part of the QM retirement package.)
Editor on the Run II by Raymond
M. Coulombe, December 2002
We had a late start. Hey, even Napoleon had a hard time getting
the army on the road in a timely manner. We had other battles to fight.
The house needed to be winterized: plumbing drained, antifreeze poured
in drains, and the power shut down. Even after we left the house, we
cooled our heels at town hall, waiting to fill in our absentee ballots.
Yes, dear readers, us Quantum Musers vote. Scary, isn't it?
Editor on the Run Part III
by Raymond M. Coulombe, January 2003
No room at the inn. Traveling is a learning experience. We learned
camping is a popular activity in Florida during Thanksgiving. It's so
popular that the sign at the road leading to Manatee Springs State Park
said "campground full." We ignore such signs. Lucky for us.
They had a sudden opening. We didn't even have to sleep in a stable.
And no, I didn't slip into the park and persuade someone to leave -for
their health.
Make Mind a Double, Please
by The Web Goddess, February 2003
Scientists in Iowa think a little drinking and driving would be
a good thing. That is, a good way to find out more behind what really
goes on when someone drinks alcohol and gets behind the wheel.
Why didn't they just ask me or some of my friends? I could have
saved the tax payers $5.1 million (the cost of the three year study).
In the Service of Humankind
by Raymond M Coulombe, March 2003
Sometimes events overtake me. The shuttle breakup was one such event.
As luck would have it, we were in Florida the day it was supposed to
land there. Like a dog that did not bark in the night, there was no
early hours sonic boom. Instead, the shuttle was busily unraveling itself
over East Texas.
I recently visited that part of Texas. I know the area, some of
the people, and even canoed some of its murky waters. That part of Texas
is sparsely populated and heavily forested. I suspect hunters, fishermen,
ranchers, and foresters will be stumbling over debris for many years
to come. No doubt some parts may never be found.
Guest
Editorial by Cindy S. Coulombe, April 2003
Happy Happy, Joy Joy!
Is everyone ready for some good news? Quantum Muse is beginning
its 5th year. That's right folks, we have been up and running since
April 1999. We have survived Y2K, the blip in technology interest, the
severe travel schedule of a life on the move, and a few good drinker's,
I mean writer's, meetings. Among other things. Survival is a great trait.
It's Still About Freedom by
Raymond M. Coulombe, May 2003
We have the freedom to do just about any damn thing we please. We
publish who we like, from countries all over the globe. We just don't
care about people's politics. All we want to know is if they can write
or not.
Editors and Sharp Knives
by Raymond M. Coulombe, June 2003
Two things happened recently. I sent out a huge pile of story rejections
and a woman with a sharp knife slit my throat. I don't think those two
events are directly related. I just want rejected authors to know I
understand how it feels.
Riff Raff in Space by Raymond
M. Coulombe, July 2003
Unless of course, the big space faring nations find a way to keep
the independents down. I've had my suspicions. NASA killed some promising
launch systems -at least one of them cheap and reusable. I've heard
nasty rumors that certain people in high places want to keep space expensive
and exclusive. They want to keep the Riff Raff out. Maybe the rich and
powerful are afraid we'll put up trailer parks on the moon?
Just Because it's Depressing Doesn't
Mean it's any Good by Michael Gallant, August 2003
I feel the time has come to do an editorial about our submissions.
Actually, I was complaining about them and Ray suggested I could stop
bitching and do something about it.
"Good point," I conceded, "Now pull me back in."
He cheerfully lifted me back in through the window and deposited
me near the pile of empties beneath which, legend has it, dwells my
desk.
Our Two Cents, Which We Shouldn't
Have to Pay, Anyway, Because the Net Should be Free by Michael
Gallant, September 2003
Lately, the battle between the forces of free expression and corporate
profits, which has been raging for years, has heated up to the point
where we feel it necessary to sink our pint, pick up our barstool and
wade into the fray. Not because we feel we can bring fresh ideas or
raise the level of the debate, but because listening to it makes us
want to bust some heads.
A Tale of Two Projects by
Raymond M. Coulombe, October 2003
The Internet changes everything. The web is uncut heroin for information
junkies.
It used to be hard to get cool and interesting information. Today,
there are any number of interesting and useful bits of information.
The web is full of innovative ideas.
The Rise and Fall of Civilization
and Other Fun Games by Raymond M. Coulombe, November 2003
Ah, civilization: art, music, culture, hot showers, cold beers,
what's not to like?
Sex and Violence
by Patrick LeClerc, December 2003
I was hanging around the office trying to avoid work. This may sound
strange, but one place the editors are not likely to be is anywhere
near the slush pile. And I paused outside the door listening for broken
sobs before I came in, so I was pretty sure the place was empty.
Cyber Nomad Hiatus by Raymond
M. Coulombe, February 2005
The life of a Cyber Nomad has its fluctuations. No modern traveler
functions without a lap top computer. The old saying goes, "Don't
put all your eggs in one basket." That's hogwash, especially if
the basket in question is a bit pricy. My particular lap top basket
had all my business information, story submissions, works in progress,
music files, DVD player, maps, contact information and other things
that it pains me to think about. No, I'm not referring to porn. My life
is not that simple. The latest drafts of two books in progress went
the way of all electrons.
Imagination, Inspiration, and Delusion
by Raymond M. Coulombe, April 2005
This issue marks the fifth anniversary of Quantum Muse. Weve
been doing this for a while; there must be a reason. People ask me if
there is much money in being a Quantum Muse editor. Yeah
right!
I had a dollar once, but it got lonely and went away. When I point out
the hours involved and the monetary returns, they respond in one or
two ways. Either they don't believe me or they think I'm crazy. Well
of course I'm crazy, but it's a good kind of crazy.
Are They Doing This Just to Tick
Me Off? by Raymond M. Coulombe, May 2005
Everywhere I go, and I go a lot of places, I see busted pay phones.
Wires dangle free from broken off posts. Vandals? Horrible accidents?
No, economics, or so I'm told. Phone companies are pulling pay phones
out at a prodigious rate. They are in such a hurry they don't even do
a good job of it, leaving more than half the hardware behind. Who'd
the phone companies get to do the job? Half-trained apes with sledge
hammers?
The Future of Cool Science
by Raymond M. Coulombe, June 2005
Who's doing the really cool science?
Is it the government?
Yes and no. Sure, government science can be interesting. After all,
they get to raid the Patent Office for all the great stuff. Most people
don't know the military has the opportunity to snag any cool idea that
comes into the Patent Office. Lots of fascinating ideas never see the
light of day. Government scientists have big piles of cash to work with
and lots and lots of nifty toys. Problem is, it's all politicized science.
It's science with an agenda. A lot of it has ultra mega super top secret
stamped all over it. Much of it is channeled into better ways of killing
people. Sure that's fun and all, but that certainly limits the cool
factor.
Science Fiction: The Middle Distance
by Raymond M. Coulombe, August 2005
Science Fiction most often deals with the future, but how far should
a writer go? The near future is pretty easy. The formula is to take
the present, make one scientific breakthrough, and you are on your way.
The far future is pretty easy too. Assume the future technology is too
advanced for us primitives to understand and just describe how it works
in a superficial yet plausible way. The other route to far future tech
is to bury the reader in technical details, but that's just mean to
today's reader.
"That's the Con that Raped
Me, Officer!" by the Web Goddess, October 2005
I sat there in a shadowy, dank room in front of a one way mirror
(they assured me). The nice police officers told me to choose which
out of the lecherous, fat, greasy sciffy Cons they marched out in the
brightly lit line up room committed the crime. A particularly ugly Con
with the biggest, fattest, swollen head I've ever seen suddenly caught
my eye. The little sign it held in front of it said WorldCon'.
Noreascon and Party Block Report
by Cindy Coulombe, October 2005
Hi there all you sci-fi fans. "Sci-fi... sci-fi... sci-fi..."
I can say that here. It is frowned upon in some circles. Gives the current
WorldCon administration
the heebie jeebies. Starting on a more promising note, a good time was
had by this Q-babe ..and various other fans. We did enjoy the panels.
Most were great and Ray and I split up to catch different ones.
Social Structures and Big Science
by Raymond M. Coulombe, November 2005
I like big questions. What's the meaning of life? Is love all we
really need? What happens when protons collide at speeds near the speed
of light? Yeah, the big questions.
Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa
by Michael Gallant, February 2005
Before I begin, let me say that this is intended as
an explanation, not an excuse.
The past two years have been rough ones for the Muse.
I was working full time and going to school full time. I did have a
brief period of unemployment, but made up for that with a second job
in addition to the school and full time job.
Ray spent much of the winters on the road, with patchy
Internet access, no way to get at the books, and sporadic showers. He
even had to cross a few dry counties, and that is a fearsome thing for
an editor.
Booze, Guns and Writing by
Raymond M. Coulombe, March 2005
The Gonzo is dead, long live the Gonzo.
By now, everyone knows that Hunter S. Thompson did a Hemingway.
Eulogies have been written by every writer who claims to have known
him. I did not know Hunter, but I do know booze and guns.
Trends on a Collision Course
by Raymond M. Coulombe, May 2005
There are plenty of people out there trying to predict the future.
No, not Madam Fakesky and her crystal ball, serious, logical, scientific
people with a lot on the line. Investors want to have some idea where
the economy is going. Farmers want to have some idea what the weather
is going to be like during the next growing season. Insurance companies
want to know the probability of hurricanes. Environmentalists study
changes in the environment and project possible effects on living systems.
Weapons in Space
by Raymond M. Coulombe, June 2005
I had a lot of hope for space. The Final Frontier. A good place
for humans to roam free and easy. Limitless horizons. Room to grow.
The possibility of meeting sexy green skinned chicks from other planets.
Hey, I was just a kid.
Other people have dreams: people with money and power. Dreams much
different than mine.
The More Things Change...
by Michael Gallant, July 2005
...The more they fear to change.
I don't want to seem like a broken record, but what we at QM have been
saying for six years is still true. The big publishers don't love you.
Pretty girls only want to date the football team, nobody gets letter
jackets for Debate and there is no Tooth Fairy.
Space, the Final Frontier
or the final systems check by Raymond M. Coulombe, August
2005
By the time this went to press, the shuttle Discovery crew was still
at the space station. I hope the crew made it back in good shape.
NASA has had time to look over the launch tapes, the underside of
the shuttle has been inspected, and the fleet has been grounded. Now
I don't know how that makes you feel, but I'd be a bit concerned if
I was a couple hundred miles up in the air and my way home was "grounded."
Yep, unfit to fly. It's like driving in your car and hearing on the
radio that your car's exact make and model has been recalled for safety
reasons. It's like that... only multiplied by about a thousand.
Off the Beaten Track by Michael
Gallant, September 2005
Entertainment is a vast, shallow, empty expanse of the predictable,
the rehashed, the worn out and the pale imitation of what was once ground
breaking.
Movies are looking more and more to remakes of classics, and having
sucked the film well dry, are turning to old television. Not even good
old television, just old television. Television is worse. Cheap, easy
to crank out reality shows dominate, and anything with wit or humor
or originality dies a quick and ignoble death.
As always, the less said about popular music the better.
Ray's Cloudy Crystal Ball
by Raymond M. Coulombe, October 2005
The paper magazine is in trouble, and it's not my fault. I know,
I know, I've said it before, but it's still true.
If you go by a magazine rack, it looks like the paper magazine is
doing well. The racks are full, aren't they? Full of what? Let's just
say the value of most magazines would be greater if they were printed
on soft absorbent tissue stock.
Back to Exploding Totem Poles
by Raymond M. Coulombe, November 2005
NASA released their plans for the space program and it's back to
the future. Their new plan looks an awful lot like Apollo. What's the
great big innovation? Well . . . it's bigger. Oh yeah . . . we can use
some parts from the shuttle. Those worked out pretty good most of the
time
Free Gratis
by Michael Gallant, December 2005
I was watching the televsion series Deadwood the other day, and I had an epiphany.
The scene involved serval characters discussing a plan to provide smallpox vaccine to the citizen of the town. The publisher of the local paper was working out the announcement. He finished with "This vaccine will be provided gratis."
"Free gratis," clarified a town leader.
"That would be redundant."
Blank stare.
"Gratis means the same as free."
"So lose gratis'."
Decadent Days by Raymond M. Coulombe, January 2006
Here I am, at the ragged end of 2005, looking back and looking forward. Time, in the sense of watches and schedules, is pretty artificial -an artifact of Western Civilization. We fool ourselves that we can measure it, like we measure distance or mass. Forget that. Let's just say stuff happens. Stuff will happen. Oh the hell with, let me decend into covention in an attempt to bring some clarity to this editorial. Right, like that's gonna happen.
Fantasy Land Follies by Raymond M. Coulombe, February 2006
I love a good fantasy. I read a lot of bad fantasy. As an editor, there's no help for it.
One pet peeve is this whole "magic vs. technology," idea. Some authors have gone so far as to make a point that "technology doesn't work," in their fantasy world.
Economics is Not a Zero Sum Game
or
Holding Them While Adam Smith Hits Them by Michael Gallant, March 2006
That is, while there is a certain logic in the belief that there is only so much money and resources out there, and my gain must surely be your loss, it simply isn't true.
The poorest person today is richer than the most well to do Neanderthal, and a person of average means in twenty first century America has more real wealth, and lives better than the King of Spain did in 1600. That could not happen if we were just passing the same limited amount of wealth around.
Fantasy Fantasies by Raymond M. Coulombe, April 2006
Writer's create worlds. Fantasy writer's have a tough burden as their stories contain magical elements. It takes skill to convince a reader to suspend disbelief. Writers, don't make the job even harder. When creating your world, make the economics at least plausible. I want to get the sense that the writer has portrayed a functioning society, and portraying a working economy is part of that.
Can't We All Just Get Along? by Michael Gallant, May 2006
A friend of mine, Marcus Alexander Hart, recently published a book, The Oblivion Society, and was at the LA Times Festival of Books to promote it.
Now, Marcus, in contrast to most of us, is actually willing to go to these things, schmooze, hand out merchandise and make an effort to be civil. After half an hour at one of these things, I'm usually in a bar or the back of a cruiser.
Rules by Raymond M. Coulombe, June 2006
My lovely wife has two rules that I must live by. Rule #1: No starting my own religion. For most people this isn't a problem, but I can't help it if people want to follow me. She's familiar with the career of L. Ron Hubbard and she's set her foot down.
Rule #2: No burning the house down.
When the Fic Hits the Fan by Michael Gallant, July 2006
Time to make me some enemies.
I don't see the point of fan fiction.
Like, at all.
Politics Fiction? by Raymond M. Coulombe, August 2006
Did you ever read a book and in it reference is made to other books? Then you go out and read that earlier book? Did you ever read a book review, see a current book compared to an earlier one, then go out and read the earlier? Ever see something "inspired by" and decided to go right to the source of inspiration and skip the derivative book? Did you ever see a movie then read the book?
I do that all the time.
The Future of Quantum Muse
by Michael Gallant, November 2006
Today, Quantum Muse stands at a crossroads. Not, surprisingly, that we may sell our souls to the Devil at midnight.
No we stand here today and wonder what the zine will look like in months to come.
Raymond M Coulombe, a founder and original editor, has bowed out of the zine. This means he's roughly 6 years slower on the uptake than Tim Goyette, but still smarter than I.