Peaceful Intent--Stories of human/Alien Interaction by Harris Tobias
The Stang by Harris Tobias
Lockdown by Timothy O. Goyette
David lives with girls. Lots of girls. Even his dog is a girl. Writing is cheaper than buying a wing chair and a subscription to a broadsheet newspaper, more structured and less prone to SMS spelling than online gaming, and (marginally) less disfiguring than a lobotomy. 'Nuff said.