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tgoyetteJokes?!2012-07-17 09:46:56
tgoyetteAs this is our humor month we thought it appropriate to make the discussion about jokes. Please add your jokes with Scifi/fantasy/horror bend to them here.2012-07-17 09:49:03
tgoyetteHave you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? - it has really great food but absolutely no atmosphere. (from MD)2012-07-17 09:49:57
tgoyette

Zombie cheerleader - What do we want?

Zombies - Brains

Zombie cheerleader - When do we want them?

Zombies - brains

2012-07-17 09:51:48
IronspiderA really old non-joke from when I was at school. Knock, Knock Who's there? Yes, that's correct. What? No, Who? Who? Yes, the Doctor...2012-07-17 22:58:37
micheledutcherA neutrino walks out of a bar. The bartender says: "We don't serve subatomic particles here." A neutrino walks into a bar.2012-07-22 12:23:21
micheledutcher2 subatomic particals are walking down the street with a nucleus. The 1st one says: "I'm an electron - what are you?" The 2nd one says: "I'm a proton." The electron says, "Are you sure?" The 2nd one says: "Yes! I'm positive!" 2012-07-22 12:27:56
micheledutcher2 subatomic particals are walking down the street with a nucleus. The 1st one says: "I'm an electron - what are you?" The 2nd one says: "I'm a proton." The electron says, "Are you sure?" The 2nd one says: "Yes! I'm positive!" 2012-07-22 12:27:56





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