Expanding Readership
by Raymond M. Coulombe
Quantum Muse has plans for future expansion, we want to take over
the universe. Now that might seem rather grand for an upstart electronic
magazine, but we have some huge advantages over our printed on paper
brothers.
The grand old magazines are essentially distributed almost exclusively
in their country of origin. Sure, US magazines might ship a few thousand
copies over the border into Canada, but that's about it. A few intrepid
American souls might subscribe to British or Australian magazines. Good
for them, but it hardly does all that much for the bottom line.
QM has a good sized US base, but that's to be expected. The founders
and staff are Americans located in the US, after all. More importantly,
the US has a lot of people tied into the Internet. We also do well in
English speaking countries, Canada, Australia, England, and New Zealand.
Places like India, France, Sweden, Germany, where English is a common
second language (or third or fourth, or whatever) also provides us a
ready market.
Some effort is being made to reach non-English speaking readers.
Observant readers have noticed the "translate" link on the
left sidebar of our front page. True, electronic translation has a ways
to go, but it's getting there faster than most people think. As it gets
better, we expect to get more readers from around the globe.
We already cover most of the world. I'm told Mike and I are celebrities
in Russia, but that's just reflected glory from our Glen Cook interview.
Glen is a god in Russia. I digress. The point is, we get around this
big old blue marble of ours.
Well, except for a few places. We never had any visitors from Taliban
Afghanistan. There had to be something seriously wrong with a country
that couldn't log onto the net and read QM. When we do get steady visitors
from there, I'll consider the country well on the path toward recovery.
OK, so much for the globe, then what? The International Space station
seems like a good bet. It's only a couple hundred miles away. Straight
up, but electrons don't care. I think slipping QM into their daily data
would be a good thing.
Our expansion beyond there begins to get a bit limited by the speed
of light. The moon is only about 30 seconds away. Mars is something
like 15 minutes. Both of these places, due to recent water discoveries,
appear to be good colonization prospects. It should be such a big deal
to broadcast our zine over to the new colonies. That's much easier than
physical mail delivery. QM, being mostly text, doesn't even take up
much electronic storage space.
On the other reaches of our solar system the wait stretches from
minutes to hours, but still within the realm of reasonable delivery
times. An explorer could receive his data burst of QM, read it, and
reply while the issue is still posted. That's not too unreasonable.
In fact, the turn around time at the far reaches of our solar system
is only as slow a sending a written letter to a paper magazine by US
mail.
But then what? At interstellar distances, our magazine would arrive
years out of date. I remember stumbling across a collection of really
old girly magazines. It took some of the zip out my youthful fantasies
to know these nubile young things in the magazine were probably grandmothers
by now. I can't imagine delivering such a stale product to our faithful
readers.
Why should I even care? It will be some time before we even get
the end of the solar system, never mind take the great leap beyond.
I'm counting on life extension science progressing much faster than
space travel. Just in case I'm still around hundreds of years in the
future, I want to make sure I can deliver my product. Early planning
pays off.
Fortunately, faster than light communication might just be possible.
Those clever physicists have come up with something called quantum entanglement.
The short explanation for idiots by idiots is that the quantum magic
done to one of a pair of entangled electrons does the same to the other
electron, regardless of the distances involved. To me, that sounds like
a basis for faster than light communication.
It all would make poetic sense that a zine called Quantum Muse
would be delivered by quantum entanglement. Can't wait to find out.
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