Ghosts
by Ankesh A Kothari
The half moon shone brilliantly. It was not that glaring "head-lamp"
shine; it was mellow, somewhat damp, a little soft, a bit dull and,
on the whole, soothing. The summer night breeze whistled through the
trees of the woods. The rusted Iron Gate of the burial ground creaked
and made incongruous noises. This is where it ends. Rich or poor, king
or tramp, they all rest here, side by side, dust to dust.
The watchman of the burial ground was fast asleep; the arrack never
failed to perform its duty on his old nerves. He slept like a log, snoring
in concert with the creaking gate. Next to him on the ground lay a skull.
Its teeth rattled and when the breeze passed through its eyes, it whistled.
One would be terrorized if one stumbled upon it. The bullfrogs in the
pond adjacent to the ground croaked longingly. The crickets' shrill
voices converged into the stillness of the night. The atmosphere was
deathly and grave.
The night-show crowd used the ground as a short cut to reach Greamspet,
especially the crowd from the Venkateswara Talkies. The Venkateswara
Talkies was one of the oldest cinemas in Chittoor. The people of Chittoor
were passionate about movies, even movies that insulted their intelligence
and rationale. Tonight the crowd wasn't big; there were about a dozen
of them walking briskly, as if to cross the burial ground in a hurry.
At the end of this caravan were three gentlemen in their early thirties.
Cigarettes dangled from their lips carelessly, every now and then glowing
brightly and slightly illuminating their faces. The brute force of the
wind chased away the smoke. One of them stopped.
"What now, Basha?" the fat man growled.
"Nature calls man," the man called Basha replied, stubbing
the cigarette and unfastening his fly.
The fat man and the other guy waited restlessly, shifting their
feet and mumbling incoherently.
"You guys are scared, isn't it?" Basha asked, his face contented,
relieved, titillated. Nature must have been calling for a long time.
"What nonsense! Scared of what?" Phani, the other guy,
shouted. "Boys, this is not the stadium, this is the burial ground.
The dead stay here; and trust me, my dad has had one too many 'experiences'
while passing through this goddamned place."
"Ok, this is it. I am walking," the fat man announced.
Phani and Basha laughed, disturbing the serenity of the place.
The crowd had moved ahead. Only the receeding voices could be heard
now, and they too died after a few seconds. It was hauntingly silent
again. Basha fastened his fly and the threesome started towards the
gate. "You see that huge tamarind tree, just outside the gate?"
Basha pointed to the huge tree standing monstrously over the gate.
"What about it?" the fat man mumbled, fear accentuating
his words.
"Well, this is where people 'inhabited' by ghosts are treated.
You know, they cut the ghost-occupied guy's hair and they nail it to
the tree. The ghost is nailed to the tree, see my point?"
"If you don't shut up now, I am gonna nail your you know what
to the tree," the fat guy warned Basha.
"Relax guys! This is what they say, but I think it is all rubbish.
I don't believe in God or ghosts," Basha shrugged.
"I believe in ghosts, I don't know about God. One of them slapped
my uncle when he was on his way home after his night shift," Phani
announced.
The three of them reached the tamarind tree. They stood in front
of it with their feet rooted to the ground. The fat man mumbled some
prayer of Lord Hanuman. They could make out the hair clusters nailed
all over the trunk of the tree. "Let's get out of here." Phani
urged. A cloud moved over and masked the moon. The place was uncomfortably
dark now. "Go, go, go!" the fat man hissed. And they turned.
They wanted to scream, but their vocal chords were paralyzed. Their
feet suddenly felt very heavy. Their mouths went dry. They wanted to
run like mad. But they just stood there, as if their feet were cemented
to the ground.
Three hooded figures, clad in long and flowing white robes, stood
in front of them blocking the road. Their feet weren't visible. Or
maybe they don't have any feet, thought the fat man. The fat man
slumped to the ground like a swatted fly. Phani's trousers were wet
and a shrill, ear-piercing scream emanated from the depths of his guts.
Basha ran as fast as his legs could carry him, back into the ground.
Phani kicked the fat man out of his unconsciousness and they ran. Surprisingly
they couldn't spot the "ghosts". They were there one moment
and gone the next.
After a few minutes, the "ghosts" emerged again on the
same spot under the tamarind tree. One of them lifted his hood and lit
a smoke. "Suckers!" he squealed. The three figures laughed.
They took off their hoods and the robes, bundled them all together and
tucked the bundle into a cavity on the tree-trunk. "Vishal, what
if they had attacked us?" one of the boys asked.
"They won't, Rahul. Fear is the worst weakness you know. It
paralyzes you. But then as Charles says -" he patted the guy called
Charles, "- maybe we should be very careful about the number of
people we choose."
They walked fast now, past the curving road and into the road leading
to Greamspet. They reached Vishal's home, jumped over the compound wall,
and were on the terrace within a minute. It was entertainment for them,
scaring people out of their wits in the middle of the night.
It all started one night when they were bored from studying for
the entrance test. They wanted to do something exciting. Stealing mangos
or tender coconuts from the farms was "old style" and they'd
had enough of it. Charles came up with the idea of playing ghosts. It
was unanimously approved. They chose the burial ground as their stage.
They knew the crowd took that route after the night show. They always
picked on individuals who fell behind the crowd or small groups of three.
Usually, the minute they make their ghost appearance they would either
laugh like a ghost or would do a "ghost dance". This time
around all they had to do was just appear and stand still and they had
the three poor guys scurrying and scrambling for their lives.
The sun was busy scorching the town. You could feel the heat against
your face; the beams hurt the earlobes. It was like walking through
an invisible curtain of fire. The tar on the road was melting and the
tire marks of a bus that had just passed by were imprinted on the liquefied
tar. Stray dogs, tormented by the seething heat, were busy lapping up
the rapidly disappearing, hot and stagnant water lodged in a puddle
close to the municipal tap. Vishal & Co hung out in the relative
comfort of the Nair teashop. The thatched roof offered some respite.
Mrs. Nair frequently sprinkled water on the walls to stave off the heat.
They rested on the wooden benches.
"Nair, what is this about ghosts in the graveyard? Any idea?"
Charles called out.
Nair stopped grinding the dough meant for the evening snack, masala
vada, wiped the perspiration off his face with the sleeve of his shirt,
and said, "People love rumours and I think it is just that. I am
from Kerala, a place notorious for evil-worship and black magic. This
is nothing. It is a rumour or, at the most, a fantastic hallucination
of a guy who had one too many glasses of arrack."
The three boys resumed gulping down the locally made 'cola'. "Guess
what guys, Vittal is back. It is going to be a ghost team of four,"
Vishal whispered, making sure Mr and Mrs. Nair were out of earshot.
"I think we need to give it a break, what if they catch us
in the act? Let it cool down first." Rahul told his opinion in
a stern voice.
"Boss, don't be chicken okay? There is no heat on this, and
you heard what Nair thinks about it, I am sure most people would dismiss
it the same way," Charles opined. He didn't want to lose the kicks.
"Guys, we shall do it next Saturday. And tell Vittal about the
plan and ask him to get some white robes."
"My grandma is making a hoo-ha over her missing white sari,"
Rahul announced
quietly. Charles laughed at it.
"Hey I got to run now, so Saturday it is?" Vishal asked.
Rahul nodded indifferently.
"I will get that moron Vittal for the show," Charles said,
rising to his feet.
"What boys, want buttermilk?" Nair asked them as they
were about to get out of the shop.
"You mean white coloured water, Nair?" Charles asked winking
at his friends.
Nair's face flushed, "Nair has never cheated anyone in his
life, not even a single paisa. I have earned my money the hard way young
man." Nair took off.
"Shut up, will you? Don't you see the boys are just kidding?"
Mrs. Nair admonished him.
Friday evening. The gang was supposed to meet up at Vishal's home.
The meeting was scheduled at 7 p.m. and Charles and Vittal weren't present.
"Are your folks out?" Rahul asked.
"Yes. Go ahead and light a smoke, it is okay," Vishal
said, looking over his shoulder and checking if Charles and Vittal were
on the street. Rahul lit two smokes and passed one to Vishal.
"You know what Vishal, I was talking about ghosts to my dad.
He says they exist," Rahul said. The topic had been nagging him
for quite sometime.
"Come on, Rahul! Remember? We are Computer Science graduates.
Don't talk nonsense. They don't exist. Period. And people are stupid.
They don't know what to be scared of and what not to be."
"But Vishal, my dad is not a fool!"
"Has he ever met a ghost, face-to-face?"
"Nope, he has had experiences."
"What are you saying? Remember the morgue story? A medico was
asked to go into the morgue in the midnight by his seniors. He walks
in and a corpse sits up and says 'Hi!' our man runs like mad and swoons.
The whole college was agog with the story and finally the seniors burst
the bubble. It was one of the seniors, posing as a corpse inside the
morgue. I am sure your dad must have had similar experiences."
"So be it Vishal. I only hope nothing untoward happens."
"You are scared aren't you?"
"Yes I am. But I will come along with you. Don't worry.
"Thanks for that! But don't chicken out again. Charles will
have you for lunch, and dinner."
Vittal and Charles arrived at half-past-seven.
"Hey! Charles told me guys! Wow! This is going to be fun, man!"
Vittal hooted, slapping Rahul's shoulder. "Tell me, tell me! The
details guys!" The night was unusually cold. It was cloudy and
you could make out the rapid movement of the brewing clouds against
the failing moon.
"Is it going to rain? Why not! Rahul hasn't chickened out yet,
has he?" Charles enquired.
"Charles, shut up okay?" Rahul fumed.
"Enough guys! Let's fill Vittal in on the plan." Vishal
nipped the fight and went on, "We will meet up behind the tamarind
tree at 11:40 tomorrow night. We put on the robes and wait behind the
bushes."
Charles took it from there. "We would wait till the entire
crowd passes by. And catch the one or two people who had fallen behind."
"What if there is no one like that? I mean what if all of them
pass by as a single group?" Vittal questioned.
"Trust me, there is always this lone man or a couple of friends
who are left behind because they were walking slowly or because they
stop to take a leak," Rahul clarified.
"Are you sure?" Vittal didn't seem to be convinced.
"You are talking to pro's, man!" Charles said.
"One more important thing, Vittal. No talking once we assemble
under the tree. We have to put on the robes and hide behind the bushes.
I repeat: no talking, not even in whispers. The point is about being
stealthy. Ghosts, supposedly, come and go smoothly, no noise you know?
The element of surprise is crucial to shocking your victim. And always
stay at least four feet away from your victim, always," Vishal
finished in one breath.
"Done! So tomorrow at 11:40 behind the tree right?"
"Right," the three of them said in chorus.
An owl hooted incessantly. It was pitch dark and the clouds threatened
of a heavy down pour. The occasional streak of lightning lit up the
surroundings, but only for a quick moment, and then came the rumble
from the thunder. It was 11:42. Vishal, Charles and Vittal sat crouched
behind the bushes.
"Where is he?" Charles whispered into Vishal's ears. Vishal
brought his index finger to his mouth, demanding silence. They sat huddled
together waiting. The tension was unbearable. Suddenly, Vittal pointed
his finger towards Vishal's left. A hooded figure in robes walked slowly
towards them.
"Bastard! Look at him, took his own sweet time and now he is
walking as if he is on parade," Charles hissed.
"Shut up or we go home." Vishal was agitated. Charles
made a V with his fingers signifying 'peace'.
They sat for the next 10 minutes in absolute silence. It was unusually
cold, thought Vittal. It felt like December. The Iron Gate was still
today, surprisingly. The old watchman was dead asleep as ever. Suddenly
a strange odour hit Vishal's nostrils; the smell of burnt wood. He glanced
past his friends; they were masking their noses with their palms, except
Rahul. Bugger is too psyched I guess, Vishal thought. Any minute
now, the crowd would arrive. He half-stood and moved next to Rahul.
He would get a better view of the gate from here. He tapped Rahul on
his shoulder and made a sign asking him to move to his left and give
him some room. He is cold like ice! Vishal thought. Rahul moved
to his left. Maybe he is too scared and jittery. Vishal patted
Rahul's back. Rahul turned around. It was too dark to read his face.
Vishal gave a thumbs-up sign, hoping Rahul would hold his nerve. He
was literally ice-cold. Vishal didn't want Rahul to mess up the whole
thing.
"Are you sure you want to do it?" he asked Rahul in a
very low voice. Rahul nodded and brought his finger to his mouth, demanding
silence. Vishal smiled and left it at that.
Voices emerged, slowly becoming loud and then cacophonous. Kids
slept on their mothers' shoulders, unperturbed by the noise. Every now
and then beedis and cigarettes glowed at random. The smell of burnt
tobacco hit Charles and he fought the temptation to light a smoke with
all his strength. Vittal's pulse defied all known physiological laws.
The voices thinned and receded slowly. The owl fluttered its wings and
took off from the tamarind tree. They waited for their victims. None
emerged. Five more minutes, yet no sign of any segregated soul. Maybe
tonight is not our night, Vishal thought. The plan was to wait for
10 minutes after the crowd passes, and the time was up. He nudged Charles,
and they all stood up and were about to leave the bushes when they heard
two voices. They immediately crouched and listened.
"You think the ghosts would get us tonight?" one voice
was inquiring.
"Don't make me laugh!" the other replied.
Just the two of them, Vishal thought and smiled. The voices
became two men and they were a few feet away from the tree. The four
friends positioned themselves behind the trunk of the tree. The two
men were preoccupied, gushing over the heroine in wet clothes and her
abundant endowments when the four white robed figures floated across
the road. The guy who saw them first went, "Wha-what the hell?"
and his companion broke into a siren-like scream which would put any
safety alarm to shame. The "ghosts" crossed the road and Vittal
let out one devilish laugh. By that time the poor guys had hastily retreated
back to where they came from.
The friends re-assembled under the tree. They took off their robes
and hoods. "Where is Rahul?" Vishal shouted. Charles stopped
midway and aborted lighting a smoke.
"There!" Vittal shouted, and they saw a robed figure disappear
behind the curved road.
"Moron! He has chickened out and he is running home with the
robe on! If someone spots him like this, we all are in a fix guys,"
Charles said, lighting the smoke.
"He was so cold you know. I shouldn't have encouraged him into
this," Vishal said.
"What cold?" Vittal asked.
"He was cold like ice," Vishal exclaimed.
"But listen, Vishal, you are not going to stop me when I sock
the lights out of him tomorrow." Charles announced in a firm voice.
"Come now, he is a bit too soft for all this."
"Vishal, his softness might spell disaster for us!"
"Don't worry, it is going to be all right." The three
of them walked back slowly. The owl hooted again.
"It is warm now, isn't it?" Vishal asked.
Next morning. The suprabatham from the temple loud speaker floated
in the still air of the morning. The east was a riot of colours giving
a wonderful preamble to the sunrise. The pungent scent of wet soil,
caused by the sprinkling of water mixed with cow dung woke up Vishal.
The phone rang. Vishal lazily ambled over to the phone, glancing at
the wall clock that said the time was 6:30. Who would call so early?
wondered Vishal, picking up the receiver.
"Yes?"
"Vishal?"
"What's wrong? Charles?"
"Rahul is no more man," Charles broke down on the phone.
"Wh-what? What are you saying?" Vishal shouted.
"Rahul met with an accident last night, a truck ran him over
while he was on his bicycle."
Tears welled up in Vishal's eyes. Fifteen years! Not one or two,
they had been friends for fifteen years. His mind refused to accept
it. "He was there yesterday! How is it possible! So from tomorrow
Rahul won't be there? Is it as simple as that?"
Charles voice shook him back. "There's more Vishal."
Charles sounded grave now.
"What is it?"
"Rahul passed away last night at 9:30 while he was on his way
to meet us."
"I see. What? What time did you say?"
"9:30 last night. I confirmed it with the doctor. Hello Vishal?
Are you there? Hello! Hello?"