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What do a missing prosthetic arm, an AK-47 and a Tooth Fairy have to do with one another? Find that out and more in this delightfully bizarre collection of 13 humorous fantasy, sf, and adventure tales by Jeromy Henry.
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Delightful! Left me smiling!
Very funny story! Chest hair indeed.
Love the story Jeromy, definitely one of my all time favorites from you. PT
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