I could say a lot or a little, but to save you time, I'll give you a little. My name is Andrew Assaad (Anubis Assaad is the result of an old fixation on keeping people online from learning my name; now I realize how that was a mistake). I was born in the American rural midwest and moved to the American east coast when I was six. School was, painful, but I got through it well enough to get to the local community college. I'm looking for work in a bad economy, so if you think you might want me to write for you, by all means, contact me and we'll work something out.